1. istoleyourpanties:

    quarterclever:

    especiallygoodfinder:

    nepeter:

    australians dont have sex

    australians mate

    I spat out my coffee

    sorry about your image

    frICK

    (Source: shalrath)

  2. castielcampbell:

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever


is that one pup suckling at her ear??no puppie, it does’t WORK that way!

    castielcampbell:

    alyricalsecret:

    try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

    is that one pup suckling at her ear??

    no puppie, it does’t WORK that way!

    (Source: izismile.com)

  3. weedjoke420:

    she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

  4. alexandranikole:

    twerknugget:

    i feel so bad and then the end

    "Okay"

    (Source: digitalblasphmy)

  5. omgtroyetheboyblog:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

according to president Obama, it is pronounced “gif” not “jif”

    omgtroyetheboyblog:

    little-lark:

    thesp00ky:

    jobforawhatlord:

    darrynek:

    is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

    IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

    Preach

    according to president Obama, it is pronounced “gif” not “jif”

    (Source: panerasexual)

  6. thatnephilnoragrey:

ultrafacts:

Source More Ultrafacts

This, my friends, is Madame CJ Walker and she was the first African American woman to ever successfully create her own line of hair products for other African American women.

    thatnephilnoragrey:

    ultrafacts:

    Source More Ultrafacts

    This, my friends, is Madame CJ Walker and she was the first African American woman to ever successfully create her own line of hair products for other African American women.

    (Source: ultrafacts)

  7. doctorwhoaddicts:

    samandriells:

    mishathekitten:

    alltimemoy:

    67chevyimpala:

    lavastormsw:

    vriksaserket:

    lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple

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    I’m sorry, but I think Doctor Who wins this game.

    (Source: beeblejuice)

  8. verysmalldeer:

    nevecampbell:

    I just wanna s*** some d***

    HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

  9. slayboybunny:

    "sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
    "ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
    "oh sorry about that sir" 

  10. omegaling:


I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

    omegaling:

    I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

  11. bringinglexiback:

    the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs

    man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you

    (Source: based2pac)

  12. (Source: gusto1.com)

  13. kazekag:

    here, have some childhood nostalgia

  14. sweet-bitsy:

    laughingsquid:

    A Compilation Video of Tiny Puppies Learning to Howl

    If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me

    This video is the culprit

  15. (Source: menstrualcramps)