australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple
I’m sorry, but I think Doctor Who wins this game.
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs
man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you